selling out, i hope

busted! i am not an artist. i'm a whining weasel who is just in this blogging business for the money. so far, no one has spontaneously sent me $$$$, thus the bullshit that floats just below the first post. i'm not talking about the second post, horrible people, i'm talking about advertising. companies are clamoring to advertise on my blog because they figure anyone who's here will be up for parole soon. welcome to the seedy underbelly of soul-sucking online advertising.