Holy smokin Visa, Niemans was happy to see these two. Chanel jumpsuit (jump into wide legs my on-trend friends) on the left, ALC ruched dress (had to jazz the photo so you can see the ruching but things that look grey are really black, ok?) and balenciaga two-tone towers on the right, both of them anchored with 3,974 karats. i forgot to ask but i'm going to go ahead and assume that quilted bag coordinates with the jumpsuit for a double dose of C-backwards-C. see the blond woman's hair? crazy for it. so crazy in fact that i brought a photo similar to this to my local petsmart (we do bitches!) and said i wanted a shag just like this. well, you can imagine.