Sunday, June 29, 2014


The shirt, he go boom.  The shorts, he go boom boom. But the licorice whip laces, he go a-boom boom boom.  This was after the US scored the second goal and before we got carried away and let whoever tie it up in the last 9 seconds, so everyone was like, It's so great we don't bite (ha) at a sport we didn't invent, thus I think I'll get wasted.  Well not everyone.  Some of us were keeping it classy. I was given to understand that the shorts have found employment beyond just World Cup Soccer and job interviews, so it's not like he wasted that $459.  I always say, if you're gonna gird yer loins in stars 'n stripes, keep the accessories manimal.

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