If it's not one thing it's another. Sure you get this unbe-fucking-lievable Alice and Olivia dress inspired by a chicken carcass. For $6. But then you get some running shoes, red, flexible, just like you like em and you run like the wind in them, but it turns out they're a little short (big shoes, i.e. shoes that fit, are nasty and long) and for 7 miles they smoosh your toenails. And your toenails get six kinds of outraged and make their point by developing blisters the size and shape of a Hostess (Toestess) Snowballs underneath the nail. My entire feet have not turned black and putrid and started to drain. Yet. So, cute dress and amputation with a rusty butter knife. You can't have everything.
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