How badly did I want to caption this photo "Gold bunions?" A lot. Trouble is, there's not a bumpy bunion to be found. In fact, these are a couple smooth and fetching lower extremities. Way to ruin it for me sister sparkle.
Luckily I'm not one to hold a grudge. Especially when this Macalester scholar stepped up and deftly taught How To Wear Gold Not on Your Grill Or Your Lady Parts And Still Look Quite Good 201. Recall, Gold 101 was led by Professor PartyPants a few posts earlier. So there you have it under-gold-uates. Do I get credit for this BS? Somebody stop me.
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