Wouldn't it be great if this was some kind of artistic effect? But no. Instead, I am weeping with frustration (insert gnashing of teeth and professional wailing) because there are so many good things lost to what I will call digitalitis.
When I asked if she dressed this fabulously all the time, she said yes because she's a nurse... So when not in scrubs, she presses all the Hot buttons at once and goes out de do'. Like jorts + heels + mile after mile of gam sandwich. You will not be surprised to learn she does some modeling on the side. And also on the front and back. She just got that hair -- blackened, pixied, banged straight across, devil-may-care. I took a closeup of her eyelashes because they were like a tourist attraction, like the Empire State Building for heaven's sake. Even being able to stick fake eyelashes to her eyeballs instead of her cheek was photo worthy but, whoa, double bug-eyed blink-tastic when she confirmed they were her very own fringe. That closeup came out like a Rorschach test. Nurse Nicole and others in the medical community interpreted the test and diagnosed User Error. Applicable to both brain and camera.