Zounds her legs are irradiated! Oh nevermind, she just went through the airport scanner on the way to visit our fair city from her home in San Francisco. There's
a little bit of no danger to the public though. (I always opt for the pat down and then moan a lot whilst they're doing it -- get my money's worth for darn sure) Anyhoo, Kayla is a recent graphic designer, kayla-jones.com, and therefore licensed to wear bold color combos. She's hiding her kelly green fingernails that almost perfectly match her purse because I was obviously about one Pantone away from a messy meltdown with shouting and writhing in which centuries-old Chinese vases might accidentally be swept off their display pedestals and crash into dusty particles and I would be extradited to China as part of a persona nongrata exchange program. And the U.S. would get Psy. She just couldn't risk it, so she didn't take her hands out of her pockets til after I took the photo whence I was cuffed and taken down by the Institute brown shirts guards for using a flash. And given a pat down. Ha.