and ladies, he's single

I do what I can.  Jon likes long walks,  holding hands,  the sound of your voice in Target weighing the relative merits of deodorant at length, and Slim Jims. A dude who fully grasps irony in a wardrobe context, he demonstrates with a freshly combed mom-approved ensemble that goes all street to the south, courtesy of Adidas.  Dangerous? You bet.

Note to my many older male readers who spend their days fishing down below the lock and dam:  Do not respond to this post. I see through that Perky93 handle.