Thursday, March 28, 2013

He's going to spend his life being in color

I was transcribing our man of local color's profound words -- Life is too short to spend it wearing brown and black -- when I was possessed by Michael Jackson, grabbed my crotch, moonwalked, wrote the headline and wished very fervently I looked like Diana Ross.  Just like the King of Pop, I got some complaints from the neighbors. 
Dude was working spring along with another job on his way to becoming an economist.  His future is-- wait for it....rosy.  A-thankyou, you've been great.

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