Thursday, July 21, 2011

University of Minnesota

 When you look at this photo, think Everything's relative. Because when I saw her, I was thinking, Holy KodaChrome, there's a hootenanny of color going on. And while I correctly identified her look as rockabilly (like i hate when i say Namaste to nuns and am real careful not to touch their heads or point with my feet, and they're like You're going to hell beeyitch), she said her hair was kinda blah (is this what a Case Of The Thursdays looks like?) and she was having it lit on fire later today. Or maybe flaming. Flamed? Colored. She does swing dancing and was at the U for orientation. Clowns to the left of us, jokers to the right (orientation, get it?)... here i am, stuck in the 70s.

Wow look at all that construction! If that was your first thought, come see me. I have some Viagra samples that absolutely have not expired. Aye yi yi people, this dude is serving up 110%, 27/4 and you're talking about light rail? In your heart of hearts now, were you ever this cool? Is this dude really that cool? hard to say, i have no experience thereof. even as i took this picture, i was wearing a regulation awesome bike helmet and sweat stains. Let this be a lesson to you young man-of-no-collar-- don't get old and shameless. And if you do, wear cotton.

1 comment:

ruffhog said...

Hmmm... Think maybe it's time I returned to college... I believe I'll get a degree in "Visual Arts"!