Lady G has influenced Brian even though she won't be slithering out of an egg at the upcoming Grammys because she expresses herself to the point of being obnoxious, and he respects that. Ergo, the pink and purple shoelaces. Brian, or maybe Bryan (I didn't confirm spelling thus confirming my hopelessness as a journalist) made my day by answering my opening request for photo with, "I insist." What's that? The glasses? Let's list all the ways we can describe them -- effin huge, Prada knockoffs, steam punk in philosophy, unnecessary. That's why I like him. Them.
Clap your WWJD bracelets together and say a semi-stoned prayer because I'm hitting NYC tomorrow at the same time as Nemo. It's Fashion Weak!