Tuesday, February 5, 2013

go big and go home

Lookit.  This is why I patronize the credit union instead of TCF -- a pretty someone wearing key rings of the ancient Aztecs on her earlobes and hair she is never gonna lash someone with (I'm making a citizen's arrest on Beyonce for assault with a nasty weapon) invited me to have some popcorn.  I like that.  This was her first day on the job, but from the way she was working the snacks, I see car loans, what the heck, 30-year fixed rate annuities in her future.  By the way, she likes chunky jewelry but admitted, by the end of the day she's going to have ears like a bassett.  But with her big eyes and smooth hair, if anyone could pull that off...

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