Monday, December 31, 2012

if Winona Ryder shopped at Savers, she wouldn't have had to steal stuff

Wow huh?  Normally the lighting at Savers makes me everyone look about six weeks past the sell by date, but it made her look like a young Winona Ryder.  It's like a Christmas miracle.

She got this coat before it became an Urban Outfitters item, and the sweater underneath from a free bin at a coffee shop only minutes prior to this incident.  She told me which coffee shop but I immediately forgot because I had 47 yards of navy blue tulle attached to a waistband in my cart and I was driving around until it seemed like a reasonable purchase. It only took an hour and 27 minutes!  Back to our waif above -- she's my poster child for 2013 which is more personal honor than financial gain.  (Although, if she cares to contact me, a tulle-ific prize awaits).  This dubious award was bestowed because of her reckless use of pattern, pragmatism and hair which I feel is a harbinger of crazy shit to come.  Happy No Fears my fellow twist-tie recyclers!

1 comment:

Niki said...

Haha! I love this! Thanks for the 2013 props!