Wow huh? Normally the lighting at Savers makes
me everyone look about six weeks past the sell by date, but it made her look like a young Winona Ryder. It's like a Christmas miracle.
She got this coat before it became an Urban Outfitters item, and the sweater underneath from a free bin at a coffee shop only minutes prior to this incident. She told me which coffee shop but I immediately forgot because I had 47 yards of navy blue tulle attached to a waistband in my cart and I was driving around until it seemed like a reasonable purchase. It only took an hour and 27 minutes! Back to our waif above -- she's my poster child for 2013 which is more personal honor than financial gain. (Although, if she cares to contact me, a tulle-ific prize awaits). This dubious award was bestowed because of her reckless use of pattern, pragmatism and hair which I feel is a harbinger of crazy shit to come. Happy No Fears my fellow twist-tie recyclers!