This is not that nasty old zebra that ran around on the Serengeti and got eaten by lions. Nor is it the size XL tent of polyester favored by herds of cougars grazing at Old Country Buffet. Uh no no no. Bolt of blue platforms elevate these bunwarmers to a 1940s retro sassy animal. She is even now thinking, I am never coming to this watering hole again.