Don't try this at home, Edina white folks. You're gonna pull something just looking at the photo. My experience as a Latin American is that subtlety is not appreciated. All that baggy linen J Jill shit in varying shades of mud? Why would you do such a thing? Tight, bright and outre is what it's about. Of course you would wear a one-piece catsuit and white stilettos to Cub. Of course you would not leave the house without a mani-pedi. Of course you would patronize this sweating crone on a bike -- she's in the final throes obviously. Ole! Arriba! Yo all outta Colombian.