Oh lookit, the cutest legless street urchin ever.
Dang, a miracle! She's cured! Actually, she's just cold but the bus was about to come. It's been a tough go for filmy dresses and bare legs this spring so I appreciate the risk she was taking here. Let's talk about those bangs. She said she cuts them herself, particularly when stressed. From this, we can assume a moderate stress level, less than mistakenly crossing into North Korea and more than Jack Johnson. Kind of a winsome level of stress.
Right here, I need to apologize for shaking her hand with my filthy paw. See, I was gardening, which some people do with shovels and whatnot but I do with my hands, when an urgent need for mulch presented. No time for hygiene, I hopped into the car and this woman happened before the mulch. Sorry for the black and crusty handshake -- it was organic.
Dang, a miracle! She's cured! Actually, she's just cold but the bus was about to come. It's been a tough go for filmy dresses and bare legs this spring so I appreciate the risk she was taking here. Let's talk about those bangs. She said she cuts them herself, particularly when stressed. From this, we can assume a moderate stress level, less than mistakenly crossing into North Korea and more than Jack Johnson. Kind of a winsome level of stress.
Right here, I need to apologize for shaking her hand with my filthy paw. See, I was gardening, which some people do with shovels and whatnot but I do with my hands, when an urgent need for mulch presented. No time for hygiene, I hopped into the car and this woman happened before the mulch. Sorry for the black and crusty handshake -- it was organic.
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