Thursday, November 10, 2011

how to run a marathon

Any questions? It's not about covering a crazy amount of asphalt in less time than happy hour at Liquor Lyle's; it's about not revolting hundreds of thousands of spectators.  Always the professional, Emma employed a swipe of mascara, a little foundation to even out skin tone and a bit of blush to maintain a healthy glow for 26 miles, even as some internal organs were consumed. 
And then, when she didn't have to worry about a pancreas any more, she could focus her energies on styling the king-size piece of tinfoil she won. Here she's realized a hot one-shouldered, asymmetric silhouette.This is how to run a marathon.

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