Obviously, Elijah Greer did. I'm talking about the long, lush and behavin' freak flag. While it's true, Greer spent about two days and a boatload of product on the blowout, color, styling and ancillary makeup (we're dying to know the secret to that 12 o'clock shadow), the final look is effortless. And worth it!
While there have been baseless rumors about Carrie Underwood being fast, Greer's speed is well-documented. The recently graduated Oregon Duck, now Nike pro, covered a half-mile in one minute, 45.04 seconds, though it must be said, he was not wearing heels and his ensemble, while formfitting, was quite conservative.